i Sebastiani - Quotes

 
Successful Night Intrigues - Sept 21, 2002
 

The troupe recalling [Sep 24 2002]

McSnout on discovering he is the brother of the flamboyant French Captain: "Zoot Alors!"
Trincatella on being summoned by her master: "Do we need the olive oil master?"
Langnasse informing his daughter that she is about to elope: "Be ready for military abduction at midnight"
Langnasse mentions his daughter's "experience in early infant-ry"
Langnasse on having a captain for a son-in-law: "That makes me a major!"
McSnout to Langnasse: "I'll have your daughter, and marry her too if ya like!"
Jacques to Spavento: "You Spanish are cowardly, you must look manly because you are afraid to look pretty."
Spavento to McSnout: "Give your true love a kiss"
McSnout [recoiling in horror] "I don't play the pipes"