On
Bad Commedia Troupes:
When
these companies come to a town immediately to
the sound of a drum the announcement is made
that my lords the players have arrived; the
actress, dressed as a man, ith sword in hand,
goes off to beat up a muster. The citizens are
asked to attend a comedy, a tragedy, or a pastoral
in the palace, or in the Pilgrim's Inn, where
the mob, naturally curious and eager for novelties,
immediately hurries to secure seats, and, buying
their tickets, the spectators enter the hall.
Here one finds a trestle stage, scenery scrawled
out with charcoal in the vilest taste; one listens
to an overature of braying asses and buzzing
bees; one hears a prologue fit for nothing;
a stupid tune like brother stopino's; wearisome
acts dull as ditchwater; intermedi bad enough
to send the actors to the gallows; a Magnifico
(Pantalone) not worth a farthing; a Zanni no
better than a goose; a Graziano (Dottore) who
mumbles his words; a Courtesan stupid and mawkish;
a Lover who torments his arms at every speach;
a Spaniard (Capitano) who does not know what
to say except mi vida and mi corazon;
a pedant who plunges into Tuscan at every moment;
a Burattino who has no other gesture but that
of putting his hat on his head; a Signora with
a voice like a ghost's, with the speach of the
dead, the gestures of a sleepwalker, one who
show eternal enmity to the Graces and has a
permanent quarrel with beauty.
T.
Garzoni, La Piazza Universale di tutte professioni
(Venizia 1585)